I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I cut my penus on the lid.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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