Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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