I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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