She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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