It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How does one acquire holy water?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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