i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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