So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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