How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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