you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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