Swine flu. Run for my life!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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