Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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