Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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