I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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