She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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