so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
