So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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