I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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