I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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