check it out our google latitudes are spooning
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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