I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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