Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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