Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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