Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Randomize
