It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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