is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
