im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Let's paint friendship bongs
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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