I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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