So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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