A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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