they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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