I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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