So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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