You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
They took my balls.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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