Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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