your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize
