Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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