My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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