so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
