so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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