Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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