I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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