Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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