I'm drive I can fine osifer
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
