I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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