You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
