Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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