every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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