All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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