i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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