filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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