i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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