He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
How does one acquire holy water?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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