That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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