yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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