He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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